This is one of my favorite little comics on here.
Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.
How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it. Took him years to confide in me.
Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please
"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"
"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"
"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said.
"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said.
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger
parents: “u should be more active”
this is a religious experience
this is almost at 10000 notes omfg
I watch this at least once every day
THEIR EYES I’M CRYING
what in the actual fuck omg i am crying
Avengers Age of Ultron Sneak peak
HULKBUSTER ARMOR OH DEAR GOD
MAN FUCKING DOWNStop it to close
Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure
omfg are you telling me she didnt just cut ff his ass?