My Dear Watson...
Hi I'm Maddy and this is my attempt at a multi-fandom blog | Doctor Who Tardis
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petertchaikowsky:

nicolejanelle:

This is one of my favorite little comics on here.

Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.

(Source: leseanthomas)

How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it. Took him years to confide in me. 

(Source: serial-suicides)

toxickittycat:

SHERLOCK 1, 2 & 3

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

(Source: frankushington)

bogleech:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

(Source: freddieboychilton)

(Source: jenniferlawrenceshrader)

theoceanisnotsilent:

pr1ncesscharming:

yourdisneydestiny:

bjorg-man:

bjorg-man:

watch this

this is almost at 10000 notes omfg

I watch this at least once every day

THEIR EYES I’M CRYING

what in the actual fuck omg i am crying

avengersonna:

draumbouy:

youraveragebadass:

Avengers Age of Ultron Sneak peak

HULKBUSTER ARMOR OH DEAR GOD
MAN DOWN
MAN FUCKING DOWN

Stop it to close

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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Woman:  I'm smart
Patriarchy:  Well you're probably ugly then
Woman:  I'm creative
Patriarchy:  You mean unattractive right?
Woman:  I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy:  Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman:  I have value
Patriarchy:  Not if you're ugly lol
Woman:  I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy:  I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

i-am-in-your-fandom:

lookslikeajobforthewinchesters:

geekscoutcookies:

I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 

It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure

omfg are you telling me she didnt just cut ff his ass?

(Source: velannas)

ticklemedoeface:

Finstock’s view of Stiles:

- Masturbates multiple times a day

- Is into bondage

- Has a huge dick

- Is into group sex

(inspired by x)