Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
I FOLLOW BACK
shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo
- Some asexuals have actually had sex/are sexually active, generally because they do it to please their partner. Some even enjoy it!
- Some asexuals masturbate regularly.
- Some asexuals watch porn.
- Some asexuals love smutty fanfics and stuff.
That does not make them any less of an asexual. Asexuals do not feel sexual attraction, it does not mean that they burst into flame at the mere mention of anything sexual. Seriously.
Best TV show ever.
things i drop
- my phone
- my food
- my pens
- my grades
- the bass
I put so many pop rocks in my mouth at once I thought there were fireworks going off or something
was your thought process like “wait did I put fireworks in my mouth instead of pop rocks again” or what
I am not a clever person
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it.
"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"
Disney only does movies about white people.
How they never have
any people of color
from any other cultures
And they totally glorify the white man
And totally marginalize their plights
And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to
Those racist bastards.
Not to make everyone hate me, but am I supposed to find Benedict Cumberbatch adorable?
If you don’t find him at least slightly adorable, they actually take away your tumblr, Julie.
Is that John Green?
It’s always John Green.
That’s also John’s editor, I think
Good, you promised. No backing out.
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
And where do we feature?!
IT GOT BETTER.
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
SCIENCE BROS 5EVA