which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
nah man just imagine Tonks during her years at Hogwarts making herself look like Dumbledore for no real reason other than to confuse the hell out of other students by plopping down next to them and asking them weirdass questions like if they’ve ironed their socks in the last week and then walking away
Imagine Dumbledore realising she’s doing it and joining in so that sometimes there are two Dumbledores talking to one student.
YOUR URL MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
He’s still got it.
It’s the eyes, look at his fucking eyes man
Not very original, but uhhh, I had to XD
typical representation of people 1 week before finals.
why are they writing with a spoon?
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME
Now I know.